When it’s the middle of the day, and my friend asks if I want to start drinking
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“Heard the can opener…false alarm.” -my cats. every day.
“Owner is cleaning my litter box… Have to poop.”
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Via words taste like peaches
About me
"Time is making fools of us again."-a.p.w.b.d "A thousand souls and swords against me, I would call you to my aide, And there that be a bed of stone for which I sleep forever, I would come back, through hell and death...only for you." -andrew john edgar peter lund brink fickett
